I recently took a page out of the Jay Pinkerton book of freelance writing: spit-shine something you wrote years ago (for your own amusement) and sell that bitch for monies.

This piece was originally written about Ryan Reynolds after his split with Alanis. It was then revised for Zach Braff, post-Mandy Moore.

Don’t worry, Ryan Gosling! Third favourite is still pretty good!

Ryan Gosling finding me highly amusing, no doubt