I was a guest DJ at Shake-a-Tail on Saturday night. It was a super rad night and I was that perfect amount of happy-drunk where one believes oneself to be a) the best DJ on the planet and b) the best dancer on the planet. It was pretty great.

Anyway, I am only blogging about it because I had this amusing exchange with an exceptionally wasted patron.

Dude: Heyyyy…do you take requests?
Me: For sure!
Dude: Got any Smiths?
Me: No, I don’t. You realize this is a sixties night?
Dude: Yeah, but can you play the Smiths?
Me: Sir, did you hear what I said before?
Dude: Just, could you play, like, “Ask”?
Me: Look, the Smiths are like my all-time favourite band ever. But this is a sixties night and the Smiths are from the eighties so I didn’t bring any of their albums!
Dude: Okay. How about “How Soon is Now?”