Oh hello there, Adamo Angelo Ruggiero.

I was crossing the street at St. Clair and Bathurst yesterday and saw you in your car, chatting on your cellphone. I smiled and perhaps waved at you, kind of without realizing that YOU DON’T KNOW WHO I AM. And I ONLY KNOW YOU FROM A TELEVISION SHOW. So just in case you were like, “Who the hell was that girl in the powder blue parka and do I know her?”, you totally don’t. I was just waving at my friend Degrassi Marco. Thank you.